I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.
women in trades are treated like such fucking shit.
NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH
A quadrupedal kaiju that came out of a dimensional breach. Its DNA is 99.9987% identical to that of humans.
This is absolutely incredible and no one can tell me otherwise.
Sam Vimes sketch, based off of Paul Kidby’s design
I looooove this.
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
That ignores the possibility of revenants. But still.
Clark Gregg and Ming-Na Wen talk about cast reactions to Ward’s turn on S.H.I.E.L.D.
Super secret red pages! Fitting.
I should say I find the use of “Zombie Jesus” offensive. Though he is obviously undead there’s no way Jesus was a zombie. Zombies tend to be stupid and slow moving, Jesus retained his mind and speed. He also didn’t rot. I can also discount vampire as Jesus seemed to retain visible signs of his death.
This leads me to various ghosts, again no, Jesus appeared to retain corporeality.
Near as I can tell the Lich or Revenant archetypes might apply. Though liches are often described as “skeletal” they can also appear as corpses. They’re described by Wikipedia as zombies that retain their intelligence. They also don’t appear to rot in most cases.
Revenants are like ghosts who’ve come back to life in a more solid form. Often they’re said to go amongst their friends and family.
Though both revenants and liches are said to be evil I think we could make a compelling argument that Jesus’ own goodness overwhelms any darker aspects.
Or normaler…normalish? Parental/family levels of normal.
I am Sean. I’m straight and have never seen a naked person in a sexual setting. I’ve certainly never performed a sex act or watched hardcore pornography. I am silent on matters of politics, religion, and such. I never swear or tell off colour jokes!
What I’m saying is: Time to be boring Sean for the day.
Be back, to normal, later peeps. Peeps is the proper term for friends on this Zombie Jesus day.